A parish priest was invited to play golf with two friends. Although he said his game was terrible, he went along anyway.
At the first tee, another golfer joined them to make a foursome. So as not to make the stranger nervous, the priest insisted they introduce him by his first name, Ron.
On the fourth hole, the fourth golfer turned to Ron and asked him what he did for a living.
Confronted, Ron, or Father Marshall as he’s normally known, admitted that he was a priest.
“I knew it!” the stranger exclaimed. “The way you play golf… and you don’t swear or get angry, I knew you had to be a priest!”
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