A guy is getting ready to tee off on the first hole when a second man approaches and asks if he can join him. The first says that he usually plays alone, but agrees to let the second guy join him.
Both are even after the first couple of holes.
The second guy says “Say, we’re about evenly matched, how about we play for five bucks a hole?”
The first man says that he usually plays alone, and he doesn’t like to bet, but agrees to the terms.
Lo and behold, the second guy wins the rest of the holes, and as they’re walking off the 18th green counting his $80.00, he confesses that he’s
the pro at a neighboring course and likes to pick on suckers.
The first man reveals that he’s the priest at the local church. The golf pro gets flustered and apologetic, offering to give the priest his money back.
The priest says, “No, no. You won fair and square, and I was foolish enough to bet with you. You keep your winnings.”
The pro says, “Well, is there anything I can do to make it up to you?”
The priest says, “You could come to mass on Sunday and make a donation. Then, if you bring your mother and father by after mass, I’ll marry them for you.”