Joke Of The Day
An older couple were bickering back and forth one day about the husband’s affection for the game of golf.
“You think so much about your golf game that sometimes I wonder if you even remember when we were married,” the wife said indignantly.
The husband threw his head back and scoffed. “Hah! Of course I do, my dear. It was June 15, 1965. I’d never forget the day I shot 68. It was the best round of my life.”
Why Golf And Croquet Don’t Mix
When I die, bury me on the golf course so my husband will visit.