Joke Of The Day
During Bo’s annual physical, the doctor asked him to describe his activities on a typical day.
“Well, doc, here’s what I did yesterday afternoon,” Bo began. “I waded at the edge of a rocky lake, evaded a pack of mongrels in the brush, scrambled up and down a number of rugged hills, climbed an oak tree and encountered a 6-foot rattlesnake.”
<>“Wow,” the doctor exclaimed, clearly impressed. “You sound like quite the outdoorsman.”
“No,” Bo replied, “just a really lousy golfer.”
Bad Swing, Bad Result
Work is for people who don’t know how to play golf.