Joke Of The Day
Mark invited his friend Jimmy to play at his new club.
Since Jimmy had never played the course before, Mark pointed out the trouble spots and where to aim on the first hole.
Jimmy teed up, addressed the ball, took a couple of waggles and took a vicious swing. He hit a foot behind the ball, tore up the tee box and totally missed the ball. Unphased he stepped back, took a couple practice swings and again addressed his ball.
This time his swing missed everything.
He stepped back from his ball again, looked at Mark and said, “Boy, this is really a tough course!”
Why Would This Be A Good Idea?
The best wood in most amateurs’ bags is the pencil.