Joke Of The Day
One night over dinner, Tom’s wife mentioned that her brother, Joe, wanted to play golf with his group next weekend. A look of dread came across Tom’s face, but not wanting to be in the doghouse, he answered, “Sure, honey.”
After telling one of their playing partners, Bill, an irritated look came over his face.
“Tom, Joe’s a hacker from hell!!” he exclaimed.
That Saturday, Tom and Bill spent all round looking for Joe’s ball. Ten lost balls and six hours later, the threesome was finally standing on the 18th tee box, a par-3 guarded in the front by a pond, which had a flock of ducks swimming in it.
Fed up as Joe was about to tee off, Bill cupped his hands around his mouth and yelled, “Hey ducks! Get out of the pond! You’re in danger!”
Tom joined in.
“Get on the green where it’s safe!”
(Submitted by reader Mike B.)
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