20 Excuses to Tell Your Spouse to Play Golf – Page 2


“I’ll make dinner tonight…I just need about four or five hours for grocery shopping.”

Sounds like a reasonable request, plus you are doing this for her. Sure the grocery store is around the corner and you have your golf shoes on, but preparation is key.


“I had a dream last night and from what I recall you told me told me to go golfing this weekend.”

Dreams are powerful forces that can influence your decisions and give you certain premonitions. Maybe she said it and maybe she didn’t. Error on the side of caution and pretend she did. If you follow your dreams, she can’t be upset. 


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