20 Excuses to Tell Your Spouse to Play Golf – Page 4


“Honey, you know I always play well when it rains.” (Note: It must be raining!) 

It’s a perfect rainy day to cuddle and watch romcom movies with your spouse, or it’s an opportunity to try to break 80. She may question your motives, but assure her that she need not worry. 


“I need some stress in my life.”

You and your spouse obviously have a great stress-free relationship, but you thrive on the pressure of a 3-foot slider to save double. 


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