20 Excuses to Tell Your Spouse to Play Golf – Page 9


“Snow’s in the forecast. Looks like today might be the last day of the season.”

First…make sure it’s winter. Then think of this one like a get out of jail free card. You can really only use it once, or maybe three times if you’re lucky. When winter settles in across much of the country and snow blankets the frozen ground, golf season isn’t necessarily over. Take advantage while you can! 


“Our carpet at home just doesn’t break like a real green.”

As the saying goes, practice makes perfect. The basement, or really anywhere in the house that is carpeted, is the ultimate space to hone your putting skills. The problem, however, is that one floorboard you haven’t fixed in years that always seems to throw your putts off line. Nothing beats a real putting green and she ought to know that! 


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