15 Of The Funniest Custom Golf Balls We’ve Ever Found

15 Of The Funniest Custom Golf Balls Ever Found

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Golf balls are more than just pieces of polyurethane and rubber; they are also a canvas to express yourself. While some prefer to keep it simple with a dot or two, others like to get creative with life lessons or even the occasional insult.

Here are 15 funny customized golf balls.



We kick off this slideshow with a custom golf ball that is foreshadowing what is to come.

One of the more creative custom golf balls the world has ever seen. While it doesn’t scream confidence, it does scream honesty.

Wine ‘Em, Dine ‘Em


A classic tribute to the legendary cult-classic comedy movie Dumb and Dumber, this golf ball deserves to be in a museum.

Salty Golfer


Ouch! Don’t be mad at us for finding your poorly struck golf ball. It’s not our fault you’re salty. At least have the decency to spell out the word “you.”

I Can’t Swim!


If only golf balls could talk! This is probably what they would say. So next time before you convince yourself you’re going to hit it in the water, try looking at it from the ball’s point of view.

Good One, Andy


Nice try. You almost got us. By “too far” we assume you meant into the woods, especially considering the scuff marks left on it. Thanks for nothing, Andy.

Go For It


Whoever’s golf ball this is has got the right attitude, and terrible spelling. Along the same lines as “grip it and rip it,” this person clearly has no shame in taking a stroke penalty. As long as you went for it.

Deep Thoughts


Whatever rough this person found this ball was not deeper than the message they found on this golf ball. But it’s only a matter of time until it gets lost again…and then found.

Thanks Will


A free gift compliments of Will Adkins! And this isn’t just any gift. Judging by the looks of it, this is a $5 Titleist Pro-V1. There are a few things more gratifying than spotting a stray golf ball whether it be it the woods or right in the middle of the fairway, picking it up and putting it in your pocket. But rarely do you find one with a message directed towards its new owner.

Sorry Chuck


This is the golf ball of a man who has lost a number of golf balls on the course of play. Chuck should probably hit some more fairways and not worry about the ball hiding from him.

Pro Shop Sale


The best part of this personalization is that there’s a 0% chance anyone in the Pro Shop knows about this “sale,” and you actually might get away with it.

False Advertising


Don’t believe what they put on the box of golf balls. They don’t listen.

Holy Encounter


Every once in a while, everyone’s game needs a holy encounter from the man above. Get some Jesus in your life!

Get Political


Why would you keep your politics out of sports? This golfer embraced his political views with this custom ball.



If you’re going to tell on yourself, you might as well identify yourself with a picture as well.

Worth Finding


At least if you find this ball, you’ll be able to get something out of it.