Joke Of The Day
Dave was a know-it-all, eager to impress even though there are a lot of things he didn’t know very much about, including golf.
One day with his friend they met a group discussing golf. Iain is telling Paul to keep his head down while swinging.
Dave asks Iain, without understanding the premise of low score wins, “What’s your scoring average?”
“80,” Iain responds.
“What’s yours?” Dave asks Paul.
“100,” says Paul.
“100?!” says Dave. “Wow! You should be teaching Iain and before you know he could be shooting 100 as well. Boy, I just love helping people on a golf course.”
(Submitted by reader Dan A.)
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