Joke Of The Day
Frank got a phone call from a guy named Tom, a guy at the golf club that Hank really didn’t like.
Frank’s wife saw him on the phone, and when he hung up, she asked who he had been talking to.
“That jerk Tom from the club,” Frank said.
“What did he want?” his wife asked.
“He wants me to play golf tomorrow morning,” Frank scoffed.
“I see,” she said. “Well, what time do you tee off then?”
“9 a.m.” Frank said.
(Submitted by reader Henry S.)
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