Joke Of The Day
Angus & his partner were on the 18th green. Angus was about to putt when a funeral procession passed on the road alongside the golf course.
Instead of striking his putt, he stood reverently, hat across his chest until it had passed.
His partner, confused, said, “Angus, that was a lovely gesture just now. I’m proud of you.
“It was the least I could do,” Angus said. “I was married to her for 40 years.”
(Submitted by reader Murray D.)
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At Least He Got A Run In
Bro just ran like HALF A MILE for that ? (via maconsports/IG) pic.twitter.com/YdAZFuk9r3
— Overtime (@overtime) April 15, 2020
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