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Joke Of The Day

Dave was a know-it-all, eager to impress even though there are a lot of things he didn’t know very much about, including golf.

One day with his friend they met a group discussing golf. Iain is telling Paul to keep his head down while swinging.

Dave asks Iain, without understanding the premise of low score wins, “What’s your scoring average?”

“80,” Iain responds. 

“What’s yours?” Dave asks Paul.

“100,” says Paul.

“100?!” says Dave. “Wow! You should be teaching Iain and before you know he could be shooting 100 as well. Boy, I just love helping people on a golf course.”

(Submitted by reader Dan A.)

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A Different Kind Of Hole-In-One

 
 
 
 
 
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The greenskeeper has entered the chat ?‍♂️ Via: @stephenhartsuyker

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I GOT TO PLAY GOLF TODAY! Near my house there’s a 9 hole, par 3 course. There’s no employees at the course, and there’s never really anyone playing it. That’s important to me because my parents are at high risk of contracting COVID-19; my mom has an autoimmune disease and my dad has pre-existing conditions that could lower his chances of recovering from the virus. If you’re going to start playing golf as courses begin to reopen, try to think about the others that may be more affected than you are by going out- stick to social distancing rules, don’t touch the flagsticks, and maybe walk instead of grabbing a cart. Stay safe out there! ❤️

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