Joke Of The Day
A man and his wife walked into a dentist’s office.
“Doc, I’m in one heck of a hurry,” the man said to the dentist. “I have two buddies sitting out in my car waiting for us to go play golf, so forget about the anesthetic, I don’t have time for the gums to get numb. I just want you to pull the tooth, and be done with it! We have a 10 a.m. tee time at the best golf course in town and it’s 9:30 already. I don’t have time to wait for the anesthetic to work!”
The dentist thought to himself, “Well, well, at last a golfer with real balls!“
So the dentist asks him, “Which tooth is it, sir?”
The man turned to his wife and said, “Open your mouth, honey, and show the dentist.”
(Submitted by reader Paul H.)
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