Joke Of The Day
A husband and wife team were teeing off when the wife hits a terrible slice and lands right in front of a barn.
The husband quickly suggests, “Darling, let me open the barn doors on the other side and you can hit out directly to the green.”
The wife agrees. She addresses the ball, takes a huge swing and shanks it. The ball ricochets off an anvil and hits the husband in the head and kills him.
A year later, the wife is playing the same hole. Again she hits a slice and it lands in front of the barn.
Her playing partner suggests he open the barn doors and she can hit straight to the green.
“Oh no I won’t,” she said. “I tried it last year and made a 7!”
(Submitted by reader Ellis F.)
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