VIDEO: This Never Had A Chance

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Bob teed up on the first hole and on his downswing noticed his wife teeing up on the ladies’ tee just ahead.

Unable to pull out of the swing he crushed his drive straight into the back of her head killing her instantly.

Two days later, Bob was talking to the coroner.

“Robert, your wife died of blunt force trauma to the head,” the corner said. “You say you hit your golf ball into her head?”

“That’s correct,” Bob responded.

“I see. Can you explain why we found a golf ball wedged up her backside?” the coroner asked.

“Was it a Titleist 3?” Bob asked.

“Yes, as a matter of fact, it was,” the coroner responded.

“Ah, that would’ve been my provisional,” Bob said.

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