Joke Of The Day
Here are nine signs it’s too cold to golf:
- Even with Mr. Rogers and Martha Stewart in your group, you still don’t feel warm and fuzzy
- You have to wear the visor with the plaid, woolen ear flaps.
- Your cart sinks when it hits an iceberg.
- It’s hard to read a putt with Tammy Faye Baker icicles on your eyelashes.
- It drops below the temperature of an IRS agent’s heart.
- When you fell through the ice, you realized taking a divot on a frozen pond wasn’t such a hot idea.
- You’re trapped by snow in the course’s restaurant, ominously named the Donner Party Grill.
- The greens are groomed by a Zamboni.
- You could get chewed out by the pro for not raking the snow after your bunker shot
(Submitted by reader Dan A. with additions from Dr. Kevin)
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