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Joke Of The Day

Here are nine signs it’s too cold to golf: 

1. Even with Mr. Rogers and Martha Stewart in your group, you still don’t feel warm and fuzzy
2. You have to wear the visor with the plaid, woolen ear flaps.
3. Your cart sinks when it hits an iceberg.
4. It’s hard to read a putt with Tammy Faye Baker icicles on your eyelashes.
5. It drops below the temperature of an IRS agent’s heart.
6. When you fell through the ice, you realized taking a divot on a frozen pond wasn’t such a hot idea.
7. You’re trapped by snow in the course’s restaurant, ominously named the Donner Party Grill.
8. The greens are groomed by a Zamboni.
9. You could get chewed out by the pro for not raking the snow after your bunker shot

(Submitted by reader Dan A. with additions from Dr. Kevin)

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