VIDEO: Target Practice

Joke Of The Day

A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large burly guy yells, “Hey you! Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph.”

Being deaf, the poor guy continues to prepare for his shot, so Ralph runs up thinking the deaf mute is being obstinate, and knocks the guy to the ground, kicks his ball away and prepares for his own shot.

After Ralph has hit the ball and proceeded down the fairway after it, the mute gets up brushes himself off, waits a moment and again prepares his shot. He hits a beautiful shot straight down the middle of the fairway. It also goes straight at big Ralph, hitting him in the back of the head and knocking him down.

The mute then walks down the fairway, rolls the stunned man around and holds up four fingers to Ralph’s face.

(Submitted by reader Dean H.)

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