From The Gallery – January 31, 2020

Joke Of The Day

An elderly couple were talking about golf.

“How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife, Tracy.

“Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see where the ball went,” Jake said.

“But you’re 75 years old, Jack!” admonished his wife, “Why don’t you take my brother Scott along?”

“But he’s 85 and doesn’t even play golf,” protested Jack.

“He’s got perfect eyesight. He could watch your ball,” Tracy pointed out.

The next day Jack teed off with Scott looking on. Jack swung, and the ball disappeared down the middle of the fairway.

“Do you see it?” asked Jack.

“Yup,” Scott answered.

“Well, where is it?” yelled Jack, peering off into the distance.

Scott looked at him confused. “I forgot.”

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