VIDEO: Every Excuse In The Book

Joke Of The Day

A man was showing his friend a new set of matched golf clubs he had just bought.

 “Doctor’s orders,” the man told his friend.

“My wife and I have been gaining too much weight and we went to see the doctor about it. He said we needed more exercise, so I joined the country club and bought myself this set of golf clubs.”

 “What about your wife?” the friend asked. “What did you buy her?”

 “A new lawnmower,” the golfer said.

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