Joke Of The Day
There’s a guy who plays golf with his buddies every weekend, and his wife keeps bugging him to take her along and teach her to play. He finally relents, and the following Sunday finds them on the first tee.
She’s never played, so he tells her to go down to the ladies tees, watch him drive, and then try to do like he did. She goes down to the forward tee and the guy hooks his drive, and the ball hits his wife, killing her instantly.
The police come to investigate, and the coroner says, “It’s the damnedest thing I ever saw. There’s an imprint on her temple, and you can read Titleist 1.”
“That was my ball,” the guy said.
“What I don’t understand,” the coroner continued, “is the one on her hip that says Titleist 3.”
“Oh,” the guy replied, “that was my breakfast ball.”
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