Joke Of The Day
A woman went to test drive a Cadillac. The salesman told her that he’s driving a demo of the model she liked, and that as a dealer-used demo, the price was closer to what she was looking for.
The woman inspected the car — all around the outside before opening the door and looking inside. She noticed something lying on the ground in front of the driver’s seat.
She picked up a golf tee off the floor, and asked the salesmen, “What it is?”
“It’s a golf tee, ma’am,” he responded.
“What’s it for?” she asked.
“You put your balls on it,” he said.
“Boy,” she exclaimed. “Cadillac thinks of everything.”
(Submitted by reader Ray C.)
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