Joke Of The Day
An old man, about 80 years old, has been stranded on a deserted island for four years. He hasn’t seen anyone in that time.
One day a yacht drops anchor at the island. A young very voluptuous woman swims to the shore wearing a very tight-fitting wetsuit. The old man meets her, and tells his story to her.
The lady says, “You mean that you haven’t seen a woman for for years?”
“That’s right,” he says.
I’ve got something you might like,” she says as she starts unzipping her wetsuit.
The old man says, amazed, “Don’t tell me that you have a set of golf clubs in there!?”
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