Joke Of The Day
One day at the course finds four golfers deep into their round.
One shouts out “Babe!” after a mighty swing.
Another player follows from the rough. “Babe!” he shouted.
On the adjoining fairway, a foursome of women are taking a bit of offense to these guys shouting at them. Nevertheless, this continues for the remainder of the round.
Back at the 19th hole, the men are having a cold drink when the ladies confront them.
“We didn’t appreciate your comments on the course,” one of the ladies said.
The men look bewildered.
“The ‘babe’ comments all the time…” another lady continued.
“Oh!” said one of the guys, realizing the confusion. “Sorry, that had nothing to do with you ladies. B.A.B.E for us means ‘bloody awful but effective,’ like a lot of our shots!”
(Joke submitted by reader David F.)
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