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Bert, at 80 years old, always wanted a pair of soft spike golf shoes. Seeing some on sale after his round, he bought them.

He was so delighted with his new shoes, he decided to wear them home to show his wife.

Walking into the house, he proudly sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, “Notice anything different about me, Margaret?”

She looked him over and replied, “Nope.”

Frustrated and annoyed, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen, completely naked, except for the new golf shoes.

Again he asked her, a little louder this time, “Notice anything different NOW, Margaret?”

His 78-year-old wife looked up and said, “Bert, what’s different? It’s hanging down today; it was hanging down yesterday; it’ll be hanging down again tomorrow.”

Furious, Bert yells, “And do you know WHY it’s hanging down, Margaret?”

“Nope. Not a clue.” she replied.

“It’s hanging down because it’s looking at my beautiful new golf shoes!”

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, “You shoulda bought a new hat.”

(Submitted by reader Zoltan B.)

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