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There was a man named George who got a new job. His fellow employees always met for a round of golf every Saturday. They asked George to meet them at 10:00 Saturday morning.

George replied that he would love to meet them, but he may be 10 minutes late.

On Saturday morning, George was there at exactly 10:00. He golfed right-handed and won all the bets. The Saturday rolls around, and George says that he will be there, but he may be 10 minutes late again. He shows up right on time, golfs left-handed, and wins all the bets.

This continues for the next few weeks, with George always saying that he may be 10 minutes late, and then always winning the round, either left or right-handed. The other employees are getting tired of this, and decided to ask him what the deal was.

“George, every Saturday you say you may be ten minutes late, but you never are,” one said. “Then you show up and golf with either right-handed or left-handed, and always win. What is up with that?”

”Well, I am a very superstitious kind of guy,” George replied. “Every Saturday when I wake up, I look over at my wife. If she is sleeping on her left side, I play left-handed. If she is sleeping on her right side, I play right-handed.”

”Well,” one of the employees questioned, ”What happens if she is laying on her back?”

George replied, ”Then I am 10 minutes late.”

(Submitted by reader Dean H.)

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