Joke Of The Day
John was getting his annual physical. His doctor asked him about his physical activity level and John described a typical day.
“Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about seven miles through some pretty rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through some trees and vegetation. I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I took a few ‘leaks’ behind some big trees.
“The mental stress of it all left me shattered and at the end of it all, I drank eight beers.”
Inspired by the story, the doctor said, “You must be one hell of an outdoorsman!”
“No,” John replied, “I’m just a crappy golfer.”
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Greetings from a very poignant Augusta. There’s always lot to be thankful for on Armistice Day as we remember those who gave their lives so that we can live ours the way we choose. Looking forward to the challenge this week…will keep you guys updated as much as possible! #themasters