Joke Of The Day
A man was walking in the city, when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner.
The man took out his wallet, extracted two dollars and asked, “If I gave you this money, will you take it and buy whiskey?”
“No, I stopped drinking years ago,” the bum said.
“Will you use it to gamble?”
“I don’t gamble. I need everything I can get just to stay alive.”
“Will you spend the money on greens fees at a golf course?”
“Are you NUTS! I haven’t played golf in 20 years!”
The man said, “Well, I’m not going to give you two dollars. Instead, I’m going to take you to my home for a terrific dinner cooked by my wife.”
The bum was astounded. “Won’t your wife be furious with you for doing that? I know I’m dirty, and I probably smell pretty bad.”
The man replied, “That’s OK. I just want her to see what a man looks like who’s given up drinking, gambling and golf.”
(Submitted by reader Dan A.)
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Pretty solid week @sanderson_champ. Lots to build on. Finished T12, coulda been better….coulda been worse. I was over a 16 footer to make the cut late Friday afternoon, and imagined a putt to beat jittery jerge on the youtube channel (true story). Golf is a weird game. Thats all I got for ya ✌🏽