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Roger took a leave from work to care of his terminally ill wife. By her bedside, she died a year later.

At the funeral, his golf buddies, Tom and Bill consoling him, invite him back to the golf course.     

“I would like that” Roger said.

They meet Saturday at their course, and a rusty Roger sprayed the ball everywhere.  

“Don’t worry about it. you’re just rusty” Tom said.                             

After the round Roger said with tears in his eyes,“Thank boys. I needed this I feel like I’m in my safe place.”

Feeling the moment was getting too solemn, Bill said “Well, you’re in your safe place, but it’s everybody else that’s in danger.”

(Submitted by reader Mike B.)

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