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Joke Of The Day

A guy walks into his club pro shop after a disappointing round and says to the pro, “I think I need a new set of irons. I’ve tried everything to no avail.”

The pro is all excited to help this guy out.

“I’ve got the perfect deal for you. these just came in,” he says. “A new manufacturer has a promotion. All you need to do is take these clubs out and test them for free! The best part is when you’re done, you get to keep them for nothing!”

The guy thinks over the deal for a minute before replying, “No thanks. The last time I tested something for free, it took a lawyer to get rid of her!”

(Submitted by reader Walter H.)

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