Joke Of The Day
It was a sunny Saturday morning, and Jim was beginning his pre-shot routine, visualizing his upcoming shot when a voice came over the clubhouse loudspeaker.
“Would the gentleman on the Ladies tee please back up to the men’s tee, please!” the voice boomed.
Jim was still deep in his routine, seemingly impervious to the interruption.
Again the announcement, “Would the man on the women’s tee kindly back up the men’s tee!”
Jim had had enough.
He shouted, “Would the announcer in the clubhouse kindly shut up and let me play my second shot!?”
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