Joke Of The Day
Jack had just completed his round. He was sitting in the locker room changing when he answered a call.
“Hi honey, how was your round today?”
“Great,” Jack answers. “The best round I ever played.”
“That’s great!” the voice on the other end said. ‘The reason I am calling is there’s a Prada handbag on sale. It’s still expensive, but I have always wanted one.
“Get it. Put it on my credit card,” Jack responds.
“Oh, thank you!” she responds.
“You know what, why don’t you go to the Mercedes dealership and get that new car you want?” Jack added.
Astounded, she says, “You’re in for an extra special treat when you get home.”
Feeling empowered, she goes on…
“Honey, can we talk about that trip to Italy we have dreamed about since we got married?”
“I agree, call our travel agent and book it,” Jack responded. “Reserve first class tickets and book 5-star hotels, too. We earned it.”
The woman was astounded! They hang up and Jack continues to change and a few other members walk into the locker room.
Jack stands up and asks, “Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?”
(Submitted by reader Jerry W.)
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