Joke Of The Day
A Saturday foursome was teeing off on the 12th hole, next to a side access road.
As Pete was preparing to tee off, a funeral procession drove by.
Pete faced the procession, took off his hat and bowed his head.
After the procession passed, Pete prepared to tee off.
The others looked at him, and one of them said, “That was really a nice gesture, Pete.”
“Not really,” Pete responded. “If she’d have made it ‘til Tuesday, we’d have been married 45 years.”
(Submitted by reader Paul R.)
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He Was Asking For It
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