Golf Joke Of The Day – July 6, 2023

Joke Of The Day

Two older men are on the first tee, Tom & Guy.

Tom tells Guy that his vision has been failing and that he would need help to locate the ball.

“Not a problem,” Guy says. “My vision is perfect!”


They both hit, jump in the cart and drive down the first fairway.

Guy reaches his ball first and hits his second shot.

Tom then asks Guy where his ball is.

After a brief pause, Guy responds, “I forget!”

(Submitted by reader Guy S.)

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