Joke Of The Day
Dave came into the garage, threw his clubs down and stormed inside the house.
His wife asked, “What in the world is wrong?”
“It’s George,” Dave replied. “He died on the second tee.”
“Oh my goodness, that’s terrible,” his wife said.
“You’re telling me,” Dave said. “The rest of the round it was hit the ball, drag George. Hit the ball, drag George.”
(Submitted by reader Keith M.)
Time To Quit
