Today’s Golf Joke – December 12, 2023

Joke Of The Day

James addressed the ball and took a magnificent swing but something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted.

The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full force. He dropped like a ton of bricks!

James and his partner ran up to the stricken victim who lay, quite unconscious, with the ball between his feet.

“Good heavens!” exclaimed James. “What should I do?”

“Don’t move him!” cautioned his partner. “If we leave him here he becomes an immovable obstruction and you can either play the ball as it lies or drop it two club-lengths away.”

(Submitted by reader Dan A.)

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