20 Excuses to Tell Your Spouse to Play Golf


Us lovers of the game of golf don’t need to make excuses to ourselves to go out and play. It is an inherent drive and yearning to be out on the course, taking in all that a round of golf has to offer. However, there are certain people in our lives who don’t necessarily share that passion, most of the time that being our significant others. Here is a list of 20 excuses for your spouse the next time you want to sneak out onto the course. 

“It’s not you, it’s my golf game.”

Think Seinfeld with a golfing twist. Everybody knows you have to play golf to save the relationship. Don’t worry…your spouse will understand what is really important.

George Costanza


“I forgot to tell you, I went to the doctor and he said I needed to be outside at least for five hours every Saturday and/or Sunday morning.”

You can’t argue with doctor’s orders. After all, your health is more of a priority than your golf game.


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