Joke Of The Day A golfer is playing a round of golf with his buddies. On the sixth hole, a hole over water, he proceeds to flub nine balls into the water. Frustrated over his poor …
25 More Golf Truisms That Are 100% Accurate The statute of limitations on forgotten strokes is two holes. Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives. Confidence evaporates in the presence of fairway water. It takes considerable pressure …
Joke Of The Day James was playing a round of golf with the club pro one day, and after 18 holes, they went into the clubhouse. James asked the pro, “What do you think of my …
Joke Of The Day Two friends were playing golf one day. They decided to adhere strictly to the rules, never improving their lie. After a few holes, one guy’s ball landed on a cart path. As …
Joke Of The Day The same foursome played every day at 10 a.m. They were known as the “3-hour gang,” always finished by 1 p.m., so they could play gin all afternoon. One eventful day, they …
Joke Of The Day An 80-year-old man moved to a new city and joined a new country club. When he first showed up at the club, a lot of its members looked at him eagerly: an …
Joke Of The Day John and Bill, two friends of equal ability, decide to play a round of golf together and “play it as it lies” on all shots. Both hit their tee shots on the …
Joke Of The Day Two couples play golf together regularly at their club. On the sixth hole — a par-4 — the second shot into the green calls for an 80-yard carry over water. One of …
Joke Of The Day Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says, “How is the singing career going?” Stevie Wonder replies, “Not too bad! How’s the golf?” Woods replies: …
Joke Of The Day Dear Abby, I’ve never written to you before, but I really need your advice. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me—the usual signs. Phone …
Joke Of The Day After a terrible round of golf when nothing seemed to go right, Ed took his troubles to the 19th hole for a few drinks. The bartender noticed his despondency and asked him …
Joke Of The Day Tom and Bill were playing in the spring club championship. On a par 3, Bill hit first. He hit a 9-iron thin. The ball screamed down the fairway, skipped off the cart …
Joke Of The Day Marvin was a 14-handicapper. One day, he walked up to his club pro — a scratch golfer — and challenged him to a match. He proposed they put up $100 each on …
Joke Of The Day The club pro was rude. When he beat you on the golf course, he not only took your money, but he also told you everything you did wrong and suggested that you …
Joke Of The Day Lady Luck wasn’t kind to Sam. Although he had a real zest for life, he was constantly beset by bad luck. He loved poker, but poker did not love him. He played the …
Joke Of The Day Fred was an extremely avid golfer, to his detriment at home. He finished playing golf one Saturday and was on his way home when he had to stop for gasoline. While pumping …
Joke Of The Day Bob teed up on the first hole and, on his downswing, noticed his wife teeing up on the ladies’ tee just ahead. Unable to pull out of the swing, he crushed his …
Joke Of The Day Golfers were gathered around the 19th hole. While enjoying a post-round beverage, the group saw a foursome approaching the 18th green. Having marked their balls, the guys suddenly fell, and the three …
Joke Of The Day A Marine drill sergeant fancied a round of golf one day and headed out to his favorite links. Waiting on the first tee, he noticed an Air Force commander, also waiting on …
Joke Of The Day Sal was playing his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second hole. On the third hole, he had …
