Today’s Golf Joke – March 23, 2026
Joke Of The Day Bob teed up on the first hole and, on his downswing, noticed his wife teeing up on the ladies’ tee just ahead. Unable to pull out of the swing, he crushed his …
Joke Of The Day Bob teed up on the first hole and, on his downswing, noticed his wife teeing up on the ladies’ tee just ahead. Unable to pull out of the swing, he crushed his …
Joke Of The Day Golfers were gathered around the 19th hole. While enjoying a post-round beverage, the group saw a foursome approaching the 18th green. Having marked their balls, the guys suddenly fell, and the three …
Joke Of The Day A Marine drill sergeant fancied a round of golf one day and headed out to his favorite links. Waiting on the first tee, he noticed an Air Force commander, also waiting on …
Joke Of The Day Sal was playing his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second hole. On the third hole, he had …
Joke Of The Day Sid and Barney headed out for a quick round of golf. Short on time, they decided to play only nine holes. Sid said to Barney, “Let’s say we make the time worth …
Joke Of The Day As he was walking his dog one weekday afternoon, Fred, the bookie the bettors loved to hate, saw a young man on the local links. Fred stopped for a moment to watch …
Joke Of The Day The same foursome played every day at 10 a.m. They were known as the “3-hour gang,” always finished by 1 p.m., so they could play gin all afternoon. One eventful day, they …
Joke Of The Day As he is walking his dog one weekday afternoon, Fred, the bookie the gamblers love to hate, sees a young man on the local course. Fred stops for a moment to watch …
Joke Of The Day A group of golfers are putting on the green when, suddenly, a ball drops in their midst. One of the golfers winks at the others and shoves the ball into the hole …
Joke Of The Day Arriving at the 18th hole, where a large pond separated the fairway from the green, a foursome was shocked to see a golfer so furious with his game that he threw his …
Steve Stricker is a 12-time PGA Tour winner and captain of a Ryder Cup and Presidents Cup team that won by a combined score of 38-20. His oldest daughter, Bobbi Maria, has had limited Epson Tour …
Rory McIlroy has such a good relationship with Scottie Scheffler that he couldn’t resist the dig. “Get a chef,” McIlroy said at the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am. That’s where Scheffler made his season debut, a month late …
Oct. 6, 1978 — At age 2, makes an appearance on “The Mike Douglas Show” on daytime television and hits a driver with Bob Hope watching. July 28, 1991 — Wins the first of three straight …
Tiger Woods had just won the Canadian Open in 2000 with a shot no one can forget, a 6-iron out of a fairway bunker on the par-5 18th at Glen Abbey that went over the water, …
Billy Horschel recalls a certain buzz about the tech-infused indoor TMRW Golf League when it began last year, and there was plenty of curiosity where it would fit into the golf landscape. Curiosity has given way …
Ryan Gerard left his home in south Florida at 5:30 p.m. on Dec. 13 for a trip he never imagined taking this year, and one he certainly didn’t regret. He returned home nine days and some …
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — Matt Kuchar couldn’t imagine a better ending to a year when he lost his father than to finally win the PNC Championship with his son. There was no stopping them Sunday in …
It turns out there’s still a place for what amounts to the “silly season” in golf. The Skins Game returned under a slightly different format — held on Black Friday instead of the weekend after Thanksgiving, and a …
For the first time in three years, the PGA Tour did not release the voting percentage when Scottie Scheffler won the Jack Nicklaus Award as the tour’s best player. It brings to mind the catchphrase from his …
Scottie Scheffler earned another comparison with Tiger Woods on Monday, joining him as the only players to win PGA Tour player of the year at least four times in a row. Scheffler made an easy case …