Today’s Golf Joke – August 20, 2025
Joke Of The Day Fred was an extremely avid golfer, which often came at the detriment of his family life at home. He finished playing golf one Saturday and was on his way home when he …
Joke Of The Day Fred was an extremely avid golfer, which often came at the detriment of his family life at home. He finished playing golf one Saturday and was on his way home when he …
Joke Of The Day After a particularly bad round of golf, Robert decided not to go to the 19th hole and started to head straight home. As he was walking to the parking lot, a policeman …
Joke Of The Day Ryan and Karl are standing on the 18th tee during their club championship. They are the final twosome in the club championship and are tied for the lead. The 18th hole is …
Joke Of The Day Dan and Brandon are playing a spectacular new golf course built on very scenic terrain — cliffsides, gullies, and ravines. They reach the 6th hole, where Dan slices a ball into a …
Joke Of The Day A man and his wife are playing the 5th hole at their club when he slices his drive so far to the right that it rolls into an equipment barn. He finds …
Joke Of The Day Lee and Gary head out to the golf course for a quick nine holes. On the first tee, Lee turns to Gary and says, “What do you say we make this time …
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) — After leaving one chip in the rough and losing a bit of trust on the greens, Padraig Harrington was looking for something to give him hope heading into what figures to …
DETROIT (AP) — Aldrich Potgieter, standing on the practice green at Detroit Golf Club, said the most challenging part of his life was moving to Australia when he was 8 and returning to South Africa at …
Joke Of The Day One of the usual Saturday foursome couldn’t make it, so the pro asked the three other guys if he could put a young lady with them, adding she was an excellent golfer. …
Joke Of The Day A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large, burly guy yells, “Hey, you! Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph.” Being …
Joke Of The Day A man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins, and the man replies that he used …
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. (AP) — Stewart Cink made up five shots over nine holes against Padraig Harrington in their head-to-head pairing at the U.S. Senior Open on Friday, leaving the major champions tied for the lead …
DETROIT (AP) — Aldrich Potgieter took a peek at the leaderboard before lining up his last putt on a crest of the ninth green, knowing he had to make the 12-footer for birdie to break a tie with Kevin …
MIDLAND, Mich. (AP) — Cassie Porter drove the green on a reachable par 4 and chipped in to start a streak of three straight birdies Thursday, teaming with Gemma Dryburgh in foursomes for a 4-under 66 …
CROMWELL, Conn. (AP) — The PGA Tour has created more paths to the $20 million signature events, such as 10 leading players in the FedEx Cup standings and the five top players on a special list …
CROMWELL, Conn. (AP) — J.J. Spaun knows as well as anyone how one little shot can make such a huge difference, even if it’s only 85 yards to a green in the shape of a red …
CROMWELL, Conn. (AP) — Tommy Fleetwood has never come closer to his first PGA Tour victory. The 34-year-old Englishman led by three strokes with four holes to go in the Travelers Championship on Sunday and still …
CROMWELL, Conn. (AP) — Ryder Cup captain Keegan Bradley rallied from three shots behind with four holes to play and birdied the 18th hole before a delirious home crowd Sunday for a 2-under 68 to win …
FRISCO, Texas (AP) — Minjee Lee closed with a 2-over 74 but never gave up the lead Sunday in the final round of the KPMG Women’s PGA Championship to win her third major title. While Lee …
WICHITA, Kan. (AP) — Myles Creighton of Canada birdied the 18th hole Saturday to become the 15th player with a 59 or lower on the Korn Ferry Tour, the second score of 59 in three days …