Joke Of The Day Two older men are on the first tee, Tom & Guy. Tom tells Guy that his vision has been failing and that he needs help to locate the ball. “Not a problem,” …
Joke Of The Day Three old duffers were on the course when they reached the eighth hole. The first took a practice swing and said, “It’s windy today.” The 2nd old timer looked at him and …
Joke Of The Day A guy has been struggling with his new passion, golf, for over a year. He couldn’t even hit a green in regulation. One day, early in the morning, he lands his tee …
Joke Of The Day Joe, a good friend and golf buddy, was walking by one day. “Hey Joe, how’s it going?” Dennis asked. In a very raspy voice, Joe responded, “Oh, pretty good.” “What happened to …
Joke Of The Day Dave came into the garage, threw his clubs down, and stormed inside the house. His wife asked, “What in the world is wrong?” “It’s George,” Dave replied. “He died on the second …
Joke Of The Day Frustrated with his golf game, a player signed up for a short series of golf lessons with his local pro. Several weeks after he had completed his final lesson, he told his …
Joke Of The Day Two friends were playing golf one day. They decided to adhere strictly to the rules without ever improving their lie. After a few holes, one guy’s ball landed on a cart path. …
Joke Of The Day Fred was an extremely avid golfer, which often came at the detriment of his family life at home. He finished playing golf one Saturday and was on his way home when he …
Joke Of The Day After a particularly bad round of golf, Robert decided not to go to the 19th hole and started to head straight home. As he was walking to the parking lot, a policeman …
Joke Of The Day Ryan and Karl are standing on the 18th tee during their club championship. They are the final twosome in the club championship and are tied for the lead. The 18th hole is …
Joke Of The Day Dan and Brandon are playing a spectacular new golf course built on very scenic terrain — cliffsides, gullies, and ravines. They reach the 6th hole, where Dan slices a ball into a …
Joke Of The Day A man and his wife are playing the 5th hole at their club when he slices his drive so far to the right that it rolls into an equipment barn. He finds …
Joke Of The Day Lee and Gary head out to the golf course for a quick nine holes. On the first tee, Lee turns to Gary and says, “What do you say we make this time …
Joke Of The Day Two ants made their home in a sand bunker on a golf course. Most of their days were spent fairly uninterrupted. They could build their mounds, move their food, and generally move …
Joke Of The Day Bob was playing a round of golf with his pals Ron, Tim, and Dan. Playing poorly, Bob turned to his group and said, “I’m sorry,y guys, but my game just isn’t what …
Joke Of The Day One of the usual Saturday foursome couldn’t make it, so the pro asked the three other guys if he could put a young lady with them, adding she was an excellent golfer. …
Joke Of The Day A routine police patrol parked outside a bar at a golf course in Texas. Shortly before closing, the officer sees a man carrying golf clubs leaving so intoxicated that he could barely …
Joke Of The Day Ralph went out for a quick round of golf, and at the first tee, Bill was about to tee off in front of him. Bill took a brand new ball out of …
Joke Of The Day Three golfers were standing at the gates of heaven, and St. Peter asked them if they ever cheated while playing golf with their wives. The first man admitted that he cheated all …
Joke Of The Day A famous and successful professional golfer died and was up before God for judgment. St. Peter met him at the Gates of Heaven and greeted him. “You were a great golfer, but …
