“What’s the most important stat in golf?” As a golf statistician, I’m asked this question more than almost any other. To answer it, I explain that there isn’t one – and if there were, I’d have …
CHICAGO (AP) — A former Georgia warehouse worker for the Augusta National Golf Club was sentenced to one year in prison Wednesday for transporting millions of dollars’ worth of stolen Masters tournament memorabilia, including one of …
PONTE VEDRA BEACH, Fla. (AP) — The Players Championship has four decades of history at TPC Sawgrass suggesting it doesn’t favor a particular style of golf — power player or pea shooter, great short game or …
When the days start to get longer and temperatures begin to warm, it means that golf season is right around the corner. To gear up for another year of hitting the links, publisher 2K and developer …
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (AP) — Being in contention had always put Thomas Detry on fast-forward. His heart raced and his mind looked ahead instead of focusing on the moment. Knowing what was at stake, the Belgian took …
Joke Of The Day A golfer is playing a round of golf with his buddies. On the sixth hole, a hole over water, he proceeds to flub nine balls into the water. Frustrated over his poor …
25 More Golf Truisms That Are 100% Accurate The statute of limitations on forgotten strokes is two holes. Bets lengthen putts and shorten drives. Confidence evaporates in the presence of fairway water. It takes considerable pressure …
Joke Of The Day Michael was an avid golfer with such an arrogant attitude that few people shed a tear when he passed away. Michael approached the Pearly Gates, where St. Peter was waiting for him. …
Joke Of The Day Golf is a game of math. This formula will help your game: D = n x P². This formula illustrates the odds of hitting a duffed shot increase by the square of …
Joke Of The Day James was playing a round of golf with the club pro one day and after 18 holes they went into the clubhouse. James asked the pro, “What do you think of my …
Joke Of The Day Bob was trying desperately to get in 18 on a soon-to-be stormy day. He was playing the round of his life, but as the weather grew worse, his swing on the 15th …
Joke Of The Day His wife was a new and nervous player, but Jim persuaded her to play against a new customer of his and his wife. “After all,” he explained, “it will be a two-ball …
Joke Of The Day One golfer asked his friend, “Why are you so late in arriving for your tee time?” His friend replied, “It’s laundry day, I had to toss a coin between doing the laundry …
Joke Of The Day Two golfers meet at the first tee and explain that they play slightly differently than most due to a psychological problem. They soon learn that they both have the same doctor, who …
Joke Of The Day A wife waited patiently while her husband played a round of golf on their 18th wedding anniversary. Afterward, the happy couple went out to dinner at a lovely restaurant. They discussed many …
Joke Of The Day Richard Nixon was never much of a golfer. He played a little when he was vice president, mostly because Dwight D. Eisenhower was so passionate about the game. Once during his own …
Joke Of The Day Toward the end of a particularly trying round of golf, Jack was the picture of frustration. He’d hit far too many fat shots. Finally, he blurted out to his caddie, “I’d move …
Joke Of The Day A genie appears and offers a golfer three wishes. “The only catch,” says the genie, “is that whatever you wish for, your wife will receive 10 times over.” “OK,” the guy says. …
Joke Of The Day After church one Sunday, one of the churchgoers walked up to his priest and asked a question. “Father, is it a sin to play golf on Sundays?” he asked. “My son,” said …
Joke Of The Day The same foursome played every day at 10 a.m. They were known as the “3-hour gang,” always finished by 1 p.m. so they could play gin all afternoon. One eventful day, they …
