Joke Of The Day A deaf mute steps up to tee off on the first hole of a golf course, when a large, burly guy yells, “Hey, you! Nobody tees off ahead of Big Ralph.” Being …
Joke Of The Day Tom was having trouble with his golf game from the tee box to the green, so he went to see his local pro. “It’s all in your head,” the club pro advised. …
Joke Of The Day A man goes to confession and says, “Forgive me father, for I have sinned.” The priest asks if he would like to confess his sins, and the man replies that he used …
Joke Of The Day Angus and his partner were on the 18th green. Angus was about to putt when a funeral procession passed on the road alongside the golf course. Instead of striking his putt, he …
CROMWELL, Conn. (AP) — J.J. Spaun knows as well as anyone how one little shot can make such a huge difference, even if it’s only 85 yards to a green in the shape of a red …
OAKMONT, Pa. (AP) — Matt Vogt’s dream-like week heading up to his somewhat unlikely journey to the U.S. Open at a course he once caddied at ended with what felt, perhaps fittingly, like a trip to …
OAKMONT, Pa. (AP) — One of the first memories for the last man to make the field at this year’s U.S. Open was watching Tiger Woods. In that respect, Chase Johnson has plenty of company. In another, he …
DUBLIN, Ohio (AP) — Justin Rose has reason to feel his age at the Memorial when he sees his framed photo on the wall of his first PGA Tour victory. That was 15 years ago. “It’s …
Joke Of The Day On a balmy day in New York, four priests swapped their clerical garb for polos, khakis, and a round of golf. After several really horrible shots, their caddie asked, “You guys wouldn’t …
Joke Of The Day One night over dinner, Tom’s wife mentioned that her brother, Joe, wanted to play golf with his group next weekend. A look of dread came across Tom’s face, but not wanting to …
Joke Of The Day A hacker and his caddie embarked upon a round of golf early one morning. After countless bogeys, double bogeys, and even a few “others,” the end of the round was finally in …
Joke Of The Day As he is walking his dog one weekday afternoon, Fred, the bookie the gamblers love to hate, sees a young man on the local course. Fred stops for a moment to watch …
Joke Of The Day A group of golfers are putting on the green when, suddenly, a ball drops in their midst. One of the golfers winks at the others and shoves the ball into the hole …
Joke Of The Day Frank got a phone call from a guy named Tom, a guy at the golf club that Frank really didn’t like. Frank’s wife saw him on the phone, and when he hung …
FLOURTOWN, Pa. (AP) — Keegan Bradley is slowly warming up to the All-American soundtrack of “U-S-A! U-S-A!” chants that follow him around the course ever since he was appointed U.S. Ryder Cup captain. The real surprise, though, …
Joke Of The Day Tom and Bill were playing their usual Saturday game at the golf course. While Tom was in the middle of the fairway eyeing his next shot, Bill’s ball was next to the …
Joke Of The Day As he is walking his dog one weekday afternoon, Fred, the bookie the gamblers love to hate, sees a young man on the local course. Fred stops for a moment to watch …
Joke Of The Day Tom and Bill were playing their usual Saturday game at the golf course. While Tom was in the middle of the fairway eyeing his next shot, Bill’s ball was next to the …
Joke Of The Day Frank got a phone call from a guy named Tom, a guy at the golf club that Frank really didn’t like. Frank’s wife saw him on the phone, and when he hung …
Joke Of The Day A group of golfers are putting on the green when, suddenly, a ball drops in their midst. One of the golfers winks at the others and shoves the ball into the hole …
