Joke Of The Day Two golfers meet at the first tee and explain that they play slightly differently than most due to a psychological problem. They soon learn that they both have the same doctor, who …
Joke Of The Day A wife waited patiently while her husband played a round of golf on their 18th wedding anniversary. Afterward, the happy couple went out to dinner at a lovely restaurant. They discussed many …
Joke Of The Day Richard Nixon was never much of a golfer. He played a little when he was vice president, mostly because Dwight D. Eisenhower was so passionate about the game. Once during his own …
Joke Of The Day Toward the end of a particularly trying round of golf, Jack was the picture of frustration. He’d hit far too many fat shots. Finally, he blurted out to his caddie, “I’d move …
Joke Of The Day A genie appears and offers a golfer three wishes. “The only catch,” says the genie, “is that whatever you wish for, your wife will receive 10 times over.” “OK,” the guy says. …
Joke Of The Day After church one Sunday, one of the churchgoers walked up to his priest and asked a question. “Father, is it a sin to play golf on Sundays?” he asked. “My son,” said …
Joke Of The Day The same foursome played every day at 10 a.m. They were known as the “3-hour gang,” always finished by 1 p.m. so they could play gin all afternoon. One eventful day, they …
Joke Of The Day Every time Peter — the guy next door — headed toward Paul’s house, Paul knew he was coming to borrow something. Peter was always borrowing stuff and it was driving Paul mad. “Peter won’t get away …
Joke Of The Day Golf balls are like eggs. They’re both white, they’re both sold by the dozen, and a week later, you have to buy some more. (Submitted by reader Kevin P.) Backyard Golf …
Joke Of The Day There was a guy so addicted to golf that all he did was go out on the links every single day. He had ambitions of making it to the Tour, so he took …
Joke Of The Day A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home from golf again, decided to leave a note, saying, “I’ve had enough and have left you. You love golf more than me. …
Joke Of The Day A couple was playing golf one day on a very, very exclusive golf course lined with million-dollar homes. On the third tee, the husband said, “Honey, be very careful when you drive …
Joke Of The Day Toward the end of a particularly trying round of golf, Jack was the picture of frustration. He’d hit far too many fat shots. Finally, he blurted out to his caddie, “I’d move …
Joke Of The Day A rich old man goes for his regular round of golf with his friends, but this time he brings along a gorgeous young lady. “Guys, meet my new fiancée,” he says, full …
Joke Of The Day An 80-year-old man moved to a new city and joined a new country club. When he first showed up at the club, a lot of its members looked at him eagerly: an …
Joke Of The Day John and Bill, two friends of equal ability, decide to play a round of golf together and “play it as it lies” on all shots. Both hit their tee shots on the the first …
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. (AP) — The Phoenix Open’s famously booze-soaked 16th hole is one of the unique spectacles in golf, where the normally gentile sport lets loose with stadium-style seating, deafening music and an enthusiastic announcer introducing players in …
Joke Of The Day An elderly couple was talking about golf. “How was your golf game, dear?” asked Jack’s wife, Tracy. “Well, I was hitting pretty well, but my eyesight’s gotten so bad I couldn’t see …
Joke Of The Day Two couples play golf together regularly at their club. On the sixth hole — a par-4 — the second shot into the green calls for an 80-yard carry over water. One of the …
Joke Of The Day Stevie Wonder and Tiger Woods are in a bar. Woods turns to Wonder and says, “How is the singing career going?” Stevie Wonder replies, “Not too bad! How’s the golf?” Woods replies: …
