Joke Of The Day There’s a course with a parking lot off the first fairway. The access road to the pro shop separates the fairway from the lot. One day, a ball comes flying off the …
Joke Of The Day After a terrible round of golf when nothing seemed to go right, Ed took his troubles to the 19th hole for a few drinks. The bartender noticed his despondency and asked him …
Joke Of The Day Tom and Bill were playing in the spring club championship. On a par 3, Bill hit first. He hit a 9-iron thin. The ball screamed down the fairway, skipped off the cart …
Joke Of The Day Marvin was a 14-handicapper. One day he walked up to his club pro — a scratch golfer — and challenged him to a match. He proposed they put up $100 each on …
Joke Of The Day A man entered the bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls. He sat down next to, of all people, a beautiful blonde. The blonde kept looking quizzically at …
KAPALUA, Hawaii (AP) — Hideki Matsuyama opened the new season with a record performance, though it was hard to tell from his emotions. He was a machine at The Sentry, with 35 holes at birdie or …
Joke Of The Day John was getting his annual physical. His doctor asked him about his physical activity level and John described a typical day. “Well, yesterday afternoon, I took a five-hour walk about seven miles …
Joke Of The Day John and Bob were bitter golf rivals. Neither man trusted the other’s arithmetic. One day they were playing a heated match and watching each other like hawks. After holing out on the …
Joke Of The Day The club pro was rude. When he beat you on the golf course, he not only took your money, he then told you everything you did wrong and suggested that you would …
Joke Of The Day Lady Luck wasn’t kind to Sam. Although he had a real zest for life, he was constantly beset by bad luck. He loved poker, but poker did not love him. He played the …
Joke Of The Day Don, a 70-something golfer, went to a new golf shop in the big city. After looking around for some time, Don finally selected the new clubs he wanted. Walking to the checkout …
Joke Of The Day Two men, a priest and an atheist, were playing a round of golf. On the green of the first hole, the atheist lined up for a short two-foot putt, tapped the ball …
Joke Of The Day Moses, Jesus and an old man were playing golf. Moses teed off first, and his ball went right into the pond. No problem! Moses walked over, parted the water and hit the …
Joke Of The Day Bob teed up on the first hole and on his downswing noticed his wife teeing up on the ladies’ tee just ahead. Unable to pull out of the swing he crushed his …
Joke Of The Day Joe sliced his shot off the tee. It went down into a deep, wooded ravine. Not one to let a ball be lost easily, Joe went in after it. He took his …
Joke Of The Day Golfers were mulling around the 19th hole. While enjoying a post-round beverage, the group saw a foursome approaching the 18th green. Having marked their balls, suddenly one of the guys fell down …
Joke Of The Day Bob was playing with his regular Wednesday foursome and having a terrible round. At the 17th tee, having already lost the match decidedly, he turned to his playing partners. “I think I’ve …
Joke Of The Day A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,” he …
Joke Of The Day Big Earl addressed his ball. He took a magnificent swing. Somehow, however, something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted. The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full …
Joke Of The Day Mac and Jimmy were playing their home course. Mac putted out and walked back to the cart. As Jimmy sank his putt, Mac suddenly jumped out of the cart and dropped his …
