Joke Of The Day Don, a 70-something golfer, went to a new golf shop in the big city. After looking around for some time, Don finally selected the new clubs he wanted. Walking to the checkout …
Joke Of The Day Two men, a priest and an atheist, were playing a round of golf. On the green of the first hole, the atheist lined up for a short two-foot putt, tapped the ball …
Joke Of The Day Moses, Jesus and an old man were playing golf. Moses teed off first, and his ball went right into the pond. No problem! Moses walked over, parted the water and hit the …
Joke Of The Day Bob teed up on the first hole and on his downswing noticed his wife teeing up on the ladies’ tee just ahead. Unable to pull out of the swing he crushed his …
Joke Of The Day Joe sliced his shot off the tee. It went down into a deep, wooded ravine. Not one to let a ball be lost easily, Joe went in after it. He took his …
Joke Of The Day Golfers were mulling around the 19th hole. While enjoying a post-round beverage, the group saw a foursome approaching the 18th green. Having marked their balls, suddenly one of the guys fell down …
Joke Of The Day Bob was playing with his regular Wednesday foursome and having a terrible round. At the 17th tee, having already lost the match decidedly, he turned to his playing partners. “I think I’ve …
Joke Of The Day A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife,” he …
Joke Of The Day Big Earl addressed his ball. He took a magnificent swing. Somehow, however, something went wrong and a horrible slice resulted. The ball went onto the adjoining fairway and hit a man full …
Joke Of The Day Mac and Jimmy were playing their home course. Mac putted out and walked back to the cart. As Jimmy sank his putt, Mac suddenly jumped out of the cart and dropped his …
Joke Of The Day “I’ve just killed my wife,” cried the golfer. “I didn’t see her. She was behind me, you see, and I started my backswing and clipped her right between the eyes. She must …
Joke Of The Day A man was walking in the city when he was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking bum who asked him for a couple of dollars for dinner. The man took out …
Joke Of The Day After standing for a while on the tee, he asked the boy standing beside him, “Are you my caddie for today?” “Yes,” answered the boy. “Are you good at finding lost balls?” …
Joke Of The Day A Marine drill sergeant fancied a round of golf one day and headed out to his favorite links. Waiting on the first tee, he noticed an Air Force commander, also waiting on …
Joke Of The Day Sal was playing his weekly round of golf. He began his round with an eagle on the first hole and a birdie on the second hole. On the third hole, he had …
Joke Of The Day Sid and Barney headed out for a quick round of golf. Short on time, they decided to play only nine holes. Sid said to Barney, “Let’s say we make the time worth …
Joke Of The Day Playing golf with his buddies, a golfer had to make a slick 25-foot putt. As he lined it up, he announced, “I have a dollar bill that says I can make this …
Joke Of The Day As he was walking his dog one weekday afternoon, Fred, the bookie the bettors loved to hate, saw a young man on the local links. Fred stopped for a moment to watch …
Joke Of The Day Paddy and Mick were returning to their native land to play in the All Eire Champions Golf Tournament. Halfway across the Atlantic, the pilot of their plane came over the intercom. “Ladies and gentlemen, this is …
Joke Of The Day Bob was playing with his regular Wednesday foursome and having a terrible round. At the 17th tee, having already lost the match decidedly, he turned to his playing partners. “I think I’ve …
