Golf Joke Of The Day – December 16, 2024
Joke Of The Day After the honeymoon, the new wife told her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.” The husband …
Joke Of The Day After the honeymoon, the new wife told her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.” The husband …
Joke Of The Day There were several men in the locker room of a private club after a round of golf. A cell phone that had been sitting on one of the benches rang. A nearby …
Joke Of The Day A golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer. “I’m sorry,” he said. …
Joke Of The Day A duffer hits a wicked slice off the tee that ricocheted through the trees and onto the next fairway, narrowly missing another golfer. When he got to his ball, he was greeted …
Joke Of The Day An older gentleman was a single and he got paired up with three younger, attractive women. He was pleased about his good fortune, but kept to himself for much of the round. …
Joke Of The Day Bob, a 65-year-old, extremely wealthy widower, shows up at the country club with a breathtakingly beautiful 25-year-old blonde. She hangs onto Bob’s arm and listens intently to his every word. His buddies …
Joke Of The Day A very angry golfer was on his way to carding a round of 125, his worst score ever. He turned to his caddie and said, “You must be the worst caddie in …
Joke Of The Day After the honeymoon, the new wife told her husband, “I think it’s time for you to stop playing golf. In fact, you might as well sell all of your clubs.” The husband …
Joke Of The Day A man who has been stranded on a desert island all alone for 10 years sees a speck on the horizon. “It’s too small to be a ship,” he thinks to himself. …
Joke Of The Day A golfer sliced a ball into a field of chickens, striking one of the hens and killing it instantly. He was understandably upset, and sought out the farmer. “I’m sorry,” he said. …
Joke Of The Day A husband and wife died and went to Heaven together. They were met at the gates by an angel who was to show them the place. “Right over here we have our …
Joke Of The Day Arriving at the 18th hole where a large pond separated the fairway from the green, a foursome was shocked to see a golfer so furious with his game that he threw his …
Joke Of The Day A notoriously poor-playing attorney stepped to the tee. He set his bag down and looked wistfully down the first fairway. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw his bag begin to …
Joke Of The Day Arriving at the 18th hole where a large pond separated the fairway from the green, a foursome was shocked to see a golfer so furious with his game that he threw his …
Joke Of The Day Caddying for the elderly beginner required patience. He was doddery, but he was dogged, and he had sworn to break 100 before the summer was out. In fact, there was a bottle …
Joke Of The Day Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied that their workers were flagrantly abusing their contract’s sick-leave provisions. One morning at the bargaining table, the company’s …
Joke Of The Day A man comes home after a terrible round of golf. It was his worst round ever. He plops down on the couch in front of the television, and says to his wife, …
Joke Of The Day A guy tees off and slices into the woods behind a tree. Rather than taking an unplayable lie, he thinks he can open his clubface and slice it around the tree. He …
Joke Of The Day A genie appears and offers a golfer three wishes. “The only catch,” says the genie, “is that whatever you wish for, your wife will receive 10 times over.” “OK,” the guy says. …
PHILADELPHIA (AP) — Fly, birdies, fly. Philadelphia Eagles quarterback Jalen Hurts, running back Saquon Barkley and team owner Jeffrey Lurie hit the links this week at Merion Golf Club with a group of golfers that included former …