Joke Of The Day
One summer day, a golfer decided to go to his favorite course on the spur of a moment. His wife, who knew nothing at all about golf, wanted to go with him in order to get a little sun and ride in the cart.
He obliged.
On the first hole, a 174-yard par-3, the golfer hit a perfect 7-iron. Tracking to the pin, the ball hit the green and rolled six inches from the hole.
Walking up to the green, the man’s wife looked at him and said matter-of-factly, “You missed.”
(Submitted by reader Mike B.)
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