Joke Of The Day
A golfer is playing a round of golf with his buddies. On the sixth hole, a hole over water, he proceeds to flub nine balls into the water.
Frustrated over his poor golf ability, he heaves his golf clubs into the water and begins to walk off the course. Then all of a sudden he turns around and jumps back into the lake, his buddies apparently thinking he is going to retrieve his clubs.
When he comes out of the water he doesn’t have his clubs and once again begins to walk off the course.
One of his buddies asks, “Why did you jump into the lake?”
“I left my car keys in the bag,” he answered.
(Submitted by reader Dan A.)
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