Joke Of The Day
One day a man accidentally overturned his golf cart while playing. A very attractive woman, and a keen golfer to boot, lived in a villa on the golf course he was playing. After hearing the commotion, the woman called out, “Are you okay? What’s your name?”
“It’s Jack, and I’m okay, thanks,” the man replied.
“Jack, forget your troubles. Come to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later,” the woman said.
“That’s mighty nice of you,” he answered,” but I don’t think my wife would like that.”
“Oh, come on,” she insisted.
She was very pretty and persuasive, so Jack dusted himself off and headed over to the villa.
“Well okay,” he finally agreed, “but my wife won’t like it.”
After a restorative whiskey, and some very helpful driving and putting lessons, Jack thanked his host.
“I feel a lot better now, but I know my wife is going to be really upset,” he said one final time.
“Don’t be silly!” the woman said with a smile. “She won’t know anything. By the way, where is she?”
“Under the cart,” Jack said.
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