Joke Of The Day
A guy was sitting in a bar with his buddy. He looked over at an attractive woman and says to his friend, “I’m gonna go over there and get to know this woman!”
He struts over to her and says, “Hi! What’s your name?”
She looks up at him and says, “My name is Carmen.”
“Oh,” he says, “That sounds like an old family name, like maybe it came from your grandmother or an aunt?”
“No,” she says, “I gave myself that name. I named myself after my two favorite things in the world – cars and men! What’s your name?”
He thinks for a moment and says, “Golf Breasts.”
(Submitted by reader Tim H.)
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