Joke Of The Day
After a particularly bad round of golf, Robert decided not to go to the 19th hole and started to head straight home.
As he was walking to the parking lot, a policeman stopped him and asked, “Did you tee off on the 17th hole about 20 minutes ago?”
“Yes,” Robert answered.
“Did you happen to slice your ball so that it went over the trees and out of bounds and completely off the golf course?” the cop asked.
“Yes, I did. How did you know?” Robert asked.
“Well,” said the policeman gravely, “your golf ball flew out onto the main road and crashed through the windshield of a BMW. The car driver lost control and crashed into six other cars and a fire engine. The fire engine was unable to reach the fire in time and the building burned down. Now, what do you intend to do about it?’
Robert thought it over very carefully and responded, “I think I’ll close my stance a little bit, tighten my grip and lower my right thumb.”
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